Keep Your Lies Short And Simple.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.

We May Eat Dinner Together, But Everyone Puts The Food In His Own Mouth.

The Horse Stares At Its Captor, Barely Remembering The Free Kicks Of Youth.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Neat Trick: To Be Roused To Ambition And Reconciled To One's Mediocrity At The Same Time.