Keep It Simple, When You Get Too

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

That's It. Curtains. Off To The Races. Treetops. Seashells And Balloons.

If A Player Leaves Marquette And Doesn't Have Some Of My Blood In Him, Then I Don't Think I've Done A Good Job.

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.