'keep England White' Is A Good Slogan.

I Do Not Understand This Squeamishness About The Use Of Gas. We Have Definitely Adopted The Position At The Peace Conference Of Arguing In Favour Of The Retention Of Gas As A Permanent Method Of Warfare. It Is Sheer Affectation To Lacerate A Man With The Poisonous Fragment Of A Bursting Shell And To Boggle At Making His Eyes Water By Means Of Lachrymatory Gas.

I Love Learning, But Hate Being Taught.

The Substitution Of The Internal Combustion Engine For The Horse Marked A Very Gloomy Milestone In The Progress Of Mankind.

If I Was Your Wife Sir, I'd Poison You! Madam, If You Were My Wife, I'd Let You!

The Pictorial Battlefield Becomes A Sea Of Mud Mercifully Veiled By The Fog Of War.