Karl Malone's Too High-class For A Bum

I Go Out With White Women. This Makes A Lot Of People Unhappy, Mostly Black Women.

These People Didn't Know Anything About Black People, So The Only Thing They Could Imagine Was The Worst Thing.

The One Thing I Do That Nobody Else Does Is Jump Three And Four Times For One Rebound.

I've Been Homeless. I've Worked At 7-eleven.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.