Justice Is To Be Found Only In

Kant's Style Is So Heavy That After His Pure Reason, The Reader Longs For Unreasonableness.

Alfred Nobel - Pitiable Half-creature, Should Have Been Stifled By Humane Doctor When He Made His Entry Yelling Into Life. Greatest Merits: Keeps His Nails Clean And Is Never A Burden To Anyone. Greatest Fault: Lacks Family, Cheerful Spirits, And Strong Stomach. Greatest And Only Petition: Not To Be Buried Alive. Greatest Sin: Does Not Worship Mammon. Important Events In His Life: None.

The Truthful Man Is Usually A Liar.

Worry Is The Stomach's Worst Poison.

Second To Agriculture, Humbug Is The Biggest Industry Of Our Age.