Just The Kind Of Girl I Liked—the

Give Her The Continent And She Wanted The Hemisphere.

We've Just Learned How To Balance Ourselves A Little Better So That We're Happier Way More Of The Time Than Not, And, You Know, Being Happy Is A Radical And Desirable Act If You Ask Me.

I'm An Artist And I Get Very Attached To My Own Little Ditties.

The Good News Is That By The Second Year, Those Cravings Were About As Half As Frequent, And By The Third Year, Half As Much Again. I'm Still A Little Bent, A Little Crooked, But All Things Crooked, I Can't Complain. After All Those Years Of All Kinds Of Abuse And Crashing Into Trees At Eighty Miles An Hour And Jumping Off Buildings And Living Through Overdoses And Liver Disease, I Feel Better Now Than I Did Ten Years Ago. I Might Have Some Scar Tissue, But That's Alright, I'm Still Making Progress.

When I Looked Into Her Eyes, I Saw An Invisible Spirit Of Something That I Already Loved.