Just Once In My Life--oh, When Have

Just Because You Have Stopped Sinking Doesn't Mean You're Not Still Underwater.

The Other Day I Was Playing Scrabble. I Saw That I Could Close The Space In D-e- -y. I Had An N And An F. Which Do You Think I Chose? What Was The Word I Made?

They Say The Smart Dog Obeys But The Smarter Dog Knows When To Disobey.

Sometimes I Can Better Describe A Person By Another Person's Reaction. In A Story In My First Book, I Couldn't Think Of A Way To Sufficiently Describe The Charisma Of A Certain Boy, So The Narrator Says, "i Knew Girls Who Saved His Gum."

Just Once In My Life--oh, When Have I Ever Wanted Anything Just Once In My Life?