Just Don't Take Any Class Where You

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.

The Wicked At Heart Probably Know Something.

I'm In Show Business. I'm Not Like A Poor Factory Worker Who'd Been Laid Off.

Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too Late If They Are Good Or Bad.