Just Don't Take Any Class Where You

It Figures You've Got To Hate Yourself If You've Got Any Integrity At All.

Men Would Make Love With Any Number Of Women ... Even Total Strangers, While Females Were Selective. They Were Catering To The Demands Of One Small Egg. While Males Had Millions Of Frantic Sperms Screaming: "let Us Out, Let Us Out!".

There Are Three Rings Involved With Marriage. The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, And The Suffering.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

Well, Trouble's My Middle Name. Actually, My Middle Name Is Marion, But I Don't Want You Spreading That Around.