Just Believe Everything I Tell You, And

I'd Far Rather Be Happy Than Right Any Day.

Don't Believe Anything You Read On The Net. Except This. Well, Including This, I Suppose.

Obviously Somebody Had Been Appallingly Incompetent And He Hoped To God It Wasn't Him.

I Am A Private Detective. I Am Paid To Be Inquisitive And Presumptuous.

The Electric Monk Was A Labour-saving Device, Like A Dishwasher Or A Video Recorder... Electric Monks Believed Things For You, Thus Saving You What Was Becoming An Increasingly Onerous Task, That Of Believing All The Things The World Expected You To Believe.