Just Because You're Wearing A Goofy Hat

I'm Really Going Off Of Watching John Waters Speak One Time And I Remember He Just Kind Of Talked And It Was Totally Interesting. I Wanted To Hear About His Life And How He Got Started And When Did He Think He Made It, Stupid Stuff Like That. And What His Relationship With The Mainstream Is Because He's So Far Out There, But Then He Became Part Of The Mainstream In This Weird Way. He Was Really Funny, Though. Yeah, I Have To Work On My Jokes.

Since I Loved Underground Music, I Tried To Carve A Space For Feminism Within It. Those Were My Hopes.

I Always Knew She Was Being Funny, But When I Tell My Therapist That My Mom Played The Trust Game With Me And Let Me Fall On The Ground, My Therapist Does Not Find That Funny. She's Like, "that's The Reason For Everything! That's Why You Have Such A Hard Time With Trust!" And I'm Like, "i Don't Really Have A Hard Time With Trust. I Thought It Was Funny."

I Don't Appreciate It When Women - Or Men - Bandy About These Stupid Stereotypes About Feminism That Are Age-old, And That Are Meant To Keep People Turned Off From It. It's Like, "all You Have To Do Is Wikipedia Feminism To Know That It's Not About Man-hating - So Shut Up." That Makes Me Annoyed.

I Stood In The Bay Window At Our House And I Sang Away In A Manger. It Was My First Time On Stage, But There Was Nobody Watching. I Just Remember It Was So Natural And It Was Such A Secret - Like Masturbating. I Felt Like I Had To Wait Until Everybody Was Gone. So I Guess Six Years Old Would Be My Most Important Age, 'cause In That Moment, I Just Knew What I Wanted To Do.