Just Because One Of Arlene's Husbands Was

Fiction Just Makes It All More Interesting. Truth Is So Boring.

Only A Group Lack Of Imagination Could Account For People Not Wondering What Went On In The Dark Around Them.

Vampires Should Never Say Uh-oh!!

I Love You,” Bill Said Helplessly, As If He Wished Those Magic Words Would Heal Me. But He Knew They Wouldn’t. “that’s What You All Keep Saying,” I Answered. “but It Doesn’t Seem To Get Me Any Happier.

You Are Speaking Of My Future Lover. Be More Respectful.