Just Because I Don't Wear My Heart

You Think Ivy's A Planner? She Has Nothing On A Motivated Elf With Too Much Money.

A Devious Spark Lit Through Al, Making Me Smile. One Way. It Costs Too Much, He Said. “there’s No Inflation In The Ever-after, Al.” Call It A Recession Then. One Way.

Did Something Happen To The Sanctity Of Your Church Again?" My Eye Twitched. "newt Broke It So She Could Look In My Closet." Again.

You Cannot Thrash The Person Who Makes You Coffee. It's A Rule Somewhere.

Don’t Stereotype, Jenks. Hapa Is An Equal-opportunity Hate Group,” I Said.