Just Because A Jackass Brays Does Not

Much As We Might Wish It, Looks Don't Always Last Forever. That's Why, If You're Looking For A Long-term Relationship, It's Extremely Important To Take Into Consideration Qualities That Will Last.

The Harder You Try To Control Your Girlfriend The Further You'll Drive Her Away, So Stop Acting Like A Dumbbell.

[to A Teenage Girl] Resolve To Be Economically Independent Before You Marry Anyone.

Staying In A Marriage Without Love Is Like Serving A Life Sentence With An Incompatible Cell Mate.

Pets Require Feeding, Training, Affection And Exercise, But In Return They Offer Unconditional Love And Companionship.