Juno: Woooah! ....dreeeaaam Big!

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

You Know, It Shouldn't Just Be About Women As Heroic Figures Overcoming Things, It Just Needs To Be About Women In General Getting The Opportunity To Play A Multitude Of Roles, Telling A Multitude Of Stories - Just To Express Human Experience From A Woman's Perspective. I Hope, Someday, We Can Get To That Point. I'm All About Representation.

I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.