Juno: Woooah! ....dreeeaaam Big!

I'm Glad That As A 33-year-old Working Mother, I Can Still Choose To Wear A Hello Kitty T-shirt Or Stay Up Late Scrolling Through The Twitter Feed Of My Junior-high Crush.

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

If This Whole Writing Thing Doesn't Work Out, I'll Be Getting Right Back On The Pole.

I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice, But I Also Wouldn't Call It 'good.' I Can Carry A Tune.

The Attitude Toward Women In This Industry Is Nauseating. There Are All Sorts Of Porcine Executives Who Are Uncomfortable With A Woman Doing Anything Subversive. They Want The Movie About The Beautiful Girl Who Trips And Falls, The Adorable Klutz.