Juliet Had It Easy; She Never Had

Nah, You Always Look Good. As For Me … Well, It's Hard To Explain. The Auras Are Getting To Me. There's So Much Sorrow Around Here. You Can't Even Begin To Understand. It Radiates From Everyone On A Spiritual Level. It's Overwhelming. It Makes Your Dark Aura Downright Cheerful.

I Did, However, Manage To Do It Without Hurting Those Dogs. Very Considerate Of Me. Don't Let It Be Said I'm Not An Animal Lover-that Wretched Kitsune Aside.

Jerome Sighed And Set Down His Fork. "are You Still Doing That, Georgie? Don't I Suffer Enough Without Having To Endure The Humiliation Of A Succubus Who Moonlights As A Christmas Elf?" "you Always Said I Should Quit The Bookstore And Find Something Else To Do," I Reminded Him. "yes, But That Was Because I Thought You'd Go On To Do Something Respectable. Like Become A Stripper Or The Mayor's Mistress.

Adrian Shook His Head, Still Smiling. "i've Said Over And Over, I'd Do Anything For You. I Just Keep Hoping It'll Be Something Like, 'adrian, Let's Go Hot Tubbing' Or 'adrian, Take Me Out For Fondue.'" "well, Sometimes We Have To--did You Say Fondue?" Sometimes It Was Impossible To Follow Adrian's Train Of Thought. "why In The World Would I Ever Say That?" He Shrugged. "i Like Fondue.

I Won’t Lie. Walking Into A Room And Seeing Your Girlfriend Reading A Baby-name Book Can Kind Of Make Your Heart Stop. “i’m No Expert,” I Began, Choosing My Words Carefully. “well—actually, I Am. And I’m Pretty Sure There Are Certain Things We Have To Do Before You Need To Be Reading That.