Journalism Is To Politician As Dog Is

Religion Is A Conceited Effort To Deny The Most Obvious Realities.

The Difference Between The Smartest Dog And The Stupidest Man - Say A Tennessee Holy Roller - Is Really Very Small.

Next To The Semi-colon, Quotation Marks Seem To Be The Chief Butts Of Reformatory Ardor.

No Sane Man Objects To Palpable Lies About Him; What He Objects To Is Damaging Facts.

Philosophy Consists Very Largely Of One Philosopher Arguing That All Others Are Jackasses. He Usually Proves It, And I Should Add That He Also Usually Proves That He Is One Himself.