Joss-sticks- Small Sticks Burned By The Chinese

Speak When You Are Angry And You Will Make The Best Speech You Will Ever Regret.

Alligator: The Crocodile Of America, Superior In Every Detail To The Crocodile Of The Effete Monarchies Of The Old World.

Delusion, N. The Father Of A Most Respectable Family, Comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity And Many Other Goodly Sons And Daughters.

What Is Worth Doing Is Worth The Trouble Of Asking Somebody To Do It.

An Auctioneer Is A Man Who Proclaims With A Hammer That He Has Picked A Pocket With His Tongue.