Jokes Are Used To Hide The Truth!

Marriage Is When A Man Stops Disappointing Many Women And Focuses On Disappointing One!

Love Is For The Soul And Sex Is For The Body. Both Cry Out For Satisfaction

We Tried It Again And It Didn't Work Out. Sour Milk Is Always Sour Milk. When Something Goes Bad It Stays Bad.you Don't Put Sour Milk In The Refrigerator One Day,and Take It Out The Next And Expect It To Taste Sweet.

I Can Become A New Woman Every Day Until I Like The Woman I Become, Then I Can Become Her For A While, If Not Forever!

Safety And Love Are Both Illusions!