Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Enjoy The Insult As You Deliver It, Before You Learn Its Cost.

There Is A Line Between A Definite Maybe And An Indefinite Yes.

The Higher The Moral Tone, The More Suspect The Speaker.

If I Play Hard To Get, Soon The Phone Stops Ringing Altogether.

Most Reputations Are Not Ruined But Forgotten.