John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Maid Marion, Who Said To Robin Hood, I Will Not Live In A House With A Little John. Never Got A Dinner!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

There Is Only One Goal. That's To Keep Working And Keep Flossing.

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!