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Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

I Often Think That A Slightly Exposed Shoulder Emerging From A Long Satin Nightgown Packs More Sex Than Two Naked Bodies In Bed.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Character Actress - That's Become A Phrase Which Means You've Had It.

I Am Doomed To An Eternity Of Compulsive Work. No Set Goal Achieved Satisfies. Success Only Breeds A New Goal. The Golden Apple Devoured Has Seeds. It Is Endless.