Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

If There Is Only One Thing In My Life That I Am Proud Of, It's That I've Never Been A Kept Woman.

The Truth Is, I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let Men Sometimes Fool Themselves.

Yes, There Was Something Special About Me, And I Knew What It Was. I Was The Kind Of Girl They Found Dead In A Hall Bedroom With An Empty Bottle Of Sleeping Pills In Her Hand.