Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.

Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.

There's This Man Who Lives In The Sky, And He Has Ten Things He Doesn't Want You To Do, And You'll Burn For A Long Time If You Do Them. But He Loves You.

A House Is Just A Place To Keep Your Stuff While You Go Out And Get More Stuff.

Avoid Teams At All Cost. Keep Your Circle Small. Never Join A Group That Has A Name.

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.