Jesus Has Been In My Room. He

Boys, They Can't Take My Refrigerator Now. They'll Never Get My Car Now. I Paid Cash For 'em And They're Mine, And I'm Keepin' 'em!

My New House Is Going To Have Wall-to-wall Awards!

You Might Say It Was My Return To The Living That Launched Me As A Singer. I Was Placed In An Oxygen Tent, And The Doctors Brought Me Back To Life.

On Saturdays I Worked All Day In Hunter Gaunt's Drugstore In Winchester, And Then At Night, My Mother Drove Me To Front Royal, Where I Sang Pop Tunes.

I Recorded A Song Called, I Fall To Pieces, And I Was In A Car Wreck. Now I'm Worried Because I Have A Brand-new Record, And It's Called Crazy!