Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

Everyone Was Laughin'. Even That Deaf Mute Boy Was Breathing Heavy And Pointing At Me. Which Is Laughter To Their Kind.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

You Gotta Make Your Own Fun. That's Right, Listen To That Mother Of Two, She Knows What I'm Talking About.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.