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I Love Being A Conservative. We Conservatives Are Proud Of Our Philosophy. Unlike Our Liberal Friends, Who Are Constantly Looking For New Words To Conceal Their True Beliefs And Are In A Perpetual State Of Reinvention, We Conservatives Are Unapologetic About Our Ideals.

It Doesn't Matter Who The Candidates Are. It Doesn't Matter The Campaign. You Know That's Gonna Happen. The Washington Post Is Gonna Do It, The New York Times Is Gonna Do It, The Three Networks Gonna Do It, Cnn's Gonna Do It, Msnbc Gonna Do It, All The Newspapers Are Gonna Do It. For The Vast Majority Of Them. There Are Some Exceptions. That Sameness Ends Up Being Its Own Authority. If Everywhere You Look In The Media Tells You The Same Thing, You Don't Have To Research.

If You Dare Go Out And Criticize Hillary Clinton, They'll Call You "attacking The Girl," "unfairly The Attacking The Girl" Or "unfairly Attacking Her Husband" And It Becomes A Whole Different Media Narrative.

I've Got The Greatest Line In The World About The Pope Coming Out In Favor Of Contraception, And I Don't Dare Use It. I Don't Even Dare Hint Getting Close Because The Moment You Understand It, I'm In Trouble. So It's Something I've Gotta Contain And Avoid Bursting And So Forth, And Now You're Frustrated Because I've Teased You With It.

The Republican Party Was Just As Scared Of The Tea Party As The Democrats Were. We Just Didn't Know It At The Time.