Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

The Attitude Toward Women In This Industry Is Nauseating. There Are All Sorts Of Porcine Executives Who Are Uncomfortable With A Woman Doing Anything Subversive. They Want The Movie About The Beautiful Girl Who Trips And Falls, The Adorable Klutz.

I Normally Ignore The History Channel.

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.

As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer Bent Over A Stack Of Books, Obsessively Writing Detailed Reports On Each One.

I Didn't Even Know How To Talk To People, I Didn't Know How To Talk To The Press. I Was Just A Jester. And I Still Feel That Way. But, I Mean, What Haven't I Learned? Everything That I Know Is New Information Because I Was Starting With Nothing.