Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

Here's My Unsolicited Advice To Any Aspiring Screenwriters Who Might Be Reading This: Don’t Ever Agonize About The Hordes Of Other Writers Who Are Ostensibly Your Competition. No One Else Is Capable Of Doing What You Do.

Juno Macguff: I Don't Know What Kind Of Girl I Am.

One Nice Thing About Being A Woman In Hollywood Is That The Women Tend To Be Very Close-knit. All Of Us Writers And Directors Know Each Other And Cling To Each Other For Safety And Support, And It's Really A Completely Different Vibe Than The Men Experience Out Here, Where They're All Trying To Murder Each Other.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

I Really Just Love To Open A Blank Document And Spew, Whereas With A Screenplay I Have To Be More Judicious.