Janeane Garofalo Ended Up, In A Sense,

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.

Turns Out We've Been Eating The Wrong Things...since The Dawn Of Civilisation

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

Christians Have Created A Holiday That Has Become A Beast That Cannot Be Fed. Christmas Gets Longer And Longer And Longer, And You Don't Care, Do You? You Just Take More And More Of The Calendar For Yourself. It's Unbelievable. How Long Does It Take You People To Shop? It's Beyond Belief. It's Insane. When I Was A Kid, Halloween Was Halloween, And Santa Wasn't Poking His Ass Into It.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.