James Cagney As A Baby Is Not

Trophies And Medals Have Never Meant Much To Me. I've Had Amazing Experiences, Which Let You Feel Like You've Accomplished Something.

All The Cliches Are True About Parenting. All I've Ever Wanted To Do Is Be A Father, But There's This Existential Mirror That's Held Up When You Have A Kid.

When I Look At My Parents I'm Like, 'this Is Easy. Staying Together For 35 Years? How Hard Is That?' They're Like, 'very Hard.

I Have People Printing That I Have. Never Been Engaged. As Far As What I Think Of Marriage, I Think It's Great. I Think I'd Like To Be Married Some Day, But I'll Start With Love.

All I've Ever Wanted To Do Was Be A Great Dad, And Yet There's No Stopping This Existential Mirror That's Held Up To Yourself When You're About To Have A Kid.