Jakie, Is It My Birthday Or Am

[after Her Election To The British Parliament And Being Welcomed To 'the Most Exclusive Men's Club In Europe':] It Won't Be Exclusive Long. When I Came In, I Left The Door Wide Open!

From The American Newspapers You'd Think America Was Populated Solely By Naked Women And Cinema Stars.

Basic Beauty Lies In The Way A Woman Walks; It Is Health And An Attitude To Life.

Drink Promises You Everything, But Gives Nothing.

One Reason I Don't Drink Is That I Want To Know When I Am Having A Good Time.