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It Was Near Curfew Time, And I Was Dropping Him Off For The Night. He Shook His Head. "rose, I Don't Know If You're Crazy Or Not, But I'm Actually Starting To Think You Might Be The Best Guardian- Or Soon-to-be Guardian- Out There." "did You Just Give Me A Serious Compliment?" I Asked. He Turned His Back On Me And Headed Inside His Dorm. "good Night.

„ma'am?“ She Glanced Up At Me, Pushing Her Glasses Up Her Nose As She Did. “hmm? Oh, I Remember You. Miss Melbourne.“ “melrose,“ I Corrected. “are You Sure? I Could've Sworn You Were Named After Someplace In Australia.“ „well, My First Name Is Sydney,“ I Said, Not Sure If I Should Be Encouraging Her.

Good God," I Said. "this Is The Most Stereotypical Vampire Food Ever." "only If It Was Raw. What Do You Think?" "it's Good," I Said Reluctantly. Who Knew That Bacon Would Have Made All The Difference? "really Good. I Think You Have A Promising Future As A Housewife While Lissa Works And Makes Millions Of Dollars." "funny, That's Exactly My Dream.

You Have The Patience Of A Saint," I Grumbled, Slouching Into A Chair. "and Besides, You Don't Hang Out With Him 24/7." "neither Will You. It's Only 24/6." "same Difference. It Might As Well Be 24/10." She Frowned. "that Doesn't Make Any Sense.

You’re A Solid Person, Sage. You’re Easy On The Eyes, If A Little Skinny, And Your Ability To Memorize Useless Information Is Going To Totally Hook In Some Guy.