Jack Nicholson Is A Textbook Actor Who's

I Like Actors Who Like To Change And Transform To Other Things.

Mr. Smith Yelled At The Doctor, What Have You Done To My Boy? He's Not Flesh And Blood, He's Aluminum Alloy!" The Doctor Said Gently, What I'm Going To Say Will Sound Pretty Wild. But You're Not The Father Of This Strange Looking Child. You See, There Still Is Some Question About The Child's Gender, But We Think That Its Father Is A Microwave Blender.

He Can't Fly Around Tall Buildings, Or Outrun A Speeding Train, The Only Talent He Seems To Have Is Leaving A Nasty Stain!

When We Were Growing Up And Saw A Ray Harryhausen Movie, We Were Interested In How It Was Done. But Thank God We Got To Go Through The Magic Of Seeing It Before We Knew How It Was Done. You Were Able To Get This Beautiful, Pure, Visceral Response To Something Without Knowing Too Much About It.

The Boy With Nails In His Eyes Put Up His Aluminum Tree. It Looked Pretty Strange Because He Couldn't Really See.