I've Worked With Woody Allen Twice And

I Don't Like To Share My Personal Life... It Wouldn't Be Personal If I Shared It.

Both Of My Grandparents Died Of Lung Cancer. So I Got Quite A Lesson In The Payback Later In Life Of Smoking, And If You Keep It Up How Bad It Can Be.

In 2003 I Was Saying, Where Are The Ties [between Iraq] And Al-qaida? Where Are The Ties To 9/11? I Knew It; Where The F**k Were These Democrats Who Said, 'we Were Misled'? That's The Kind Of Thing That Drives Me Crazy: 'we Were Misled.' F**k You, You Weren't Misled. You Were Afraid Of Being Called Unpatriotic.

The Truth Of The Matter Is The Real Story Are The People Who Rise Above All Of This Incredible Cruelty. Otherwise That Cruelty Wins.

Failures Are Infinitely More Instructive Than Successes.