I've Tried To Be A Better Person...

This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

People Shouldn't Be Embarrassed Just Because They Get Caught Acting A Little Silly.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Who Are You Writing To, Linus?" "this Is The Time Of Year To Write To The Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of His Pumpkin Patch And Flies Through The Air With His Bag Of Toys For All The Children!" "you Must Be Crazy! When Are You Going To Stop Believing In Something That Isn't True?" "when *you* Stop Believing In That Fellow With A Red Suit And The White Beard Who Goes, 'ho, Ho, Ho!'" "we're Obviously Separated By Denominational Differences.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?