I've Spent My Entire Career Being A

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!

We Know That The Russian's Interfered In Our Election And They Did It To Benefit President Trump. The Intelligence Agencies Confirmed That.

I’ve Never Understood Why We Would Want To Deny All The Joys - And The Challenges - Of Marriage To Anyone. Which Is Why I Think Any Loving, Committed Couple — Gay Or Straight — Should Be Able To Get Married.

Yeah, We Shot Ourselves In The Foot Right Out Of The Gate. The Guy Who Ran It At First Misled Pretty Much Everybody About How Much Capital We Had. He Said We Had Enough To Go Three Years Without Making Money, And We Had Enough To Go Three Weeks.

I Want To Reclaim 'liberal.' I'm A Liberal, And I Think Most Americans Are Liberals.