I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk

I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk Into A Bar And Not Let Out Exactly What He Did For A Living.

Slumps Are Like A Soft Bed. They're Easy To Get Into And Hard To Get Out Of.

You Know, When You Can Play With The Greatest Players Of That Particular Era, You Look Forward To Going To The Ballpark. I Mean, You Thought It Was Great To Be There In The Clubhouse. You Thought It Was Great To Be On The Field.

I Was Thinking About Making A Comeback, Until I Pulled A Muscle Vacuuming.

A Catcher And His Body Are Like The Outlaw And His Horse. He's Got To Ride That Nag Till It Drops.