I've Said It Before, And I'll Say

Grammar Is...the Pole You Grab To Get Your Thoughts Up On Their Feet And Walking.

Families, When A Child Is Born Want It To Be Intelligent. I, Through Intelligence, Having Wrecked My Whole Life, Only Hope The Baby Will Prove Ignorant And Stupid. Then He Will Crown A Tranquil Life By Becoming A Cabinet Minister.

I See Things, That's All. Write Enough Stories And Every Shadow On The Floor Looks Like A Footprint; Every Line In The Dirt Like A Secret Message.

If Something Is Accessible To A Lot Of People, It's Got To Be Dumb Because Most People Are Dumb.

We Have Once Again Succeeded In Destroying What We Could Not Create.