I've Retired So Many Times Now It's

I've Got Plenty Of Arthritis. But If You Keep Moving, It Won't Bother You That Much. That's Why Old Guys Stiffen Up. They Forget They Have To Get Out Of Their Chairs And Do Something. You Let The Moss Grow Over, It's Your Own Fault.

I Had An Uncle Who Had A Car With A Rumble Seat, And I Used To Love To Ride In That Thing. I Mentioned This To Some Kids, And They Were Like, "what Are You Even Talking About?"

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.

I Loved To Fall Down.

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.