I've Never Known Anyone Yet Who Doesn't

In My Opinion, There's No Condition In Life That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Dose Of Junk Food.

The Critical Lessons In Life Hold Sway Whether You Like It Or Not.

It's Disconcerting To Realize How Little You Have To Say To Someone Who Once Occupied Such A Prominent Place In Your Bed.

My Second Husband And I Were Going Through A Bitter Divorce, And I Didn't Have The Money For A Fancy-pants Attorney. I Didn't Know How To Fight, So I'd Lie Awake At Night And Think Of Ways To Kill Him. But I Knew I'd Get Caught, So I Decided To Put It In A Book And Get Paid For It! I Always Think It's Odd That A Whole Career Came Out Of That Homicidal Impulse.

Pay Enough For Anything And It Passes For Taste.