I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.