I've Never Had A Drink Of Alcohol

Read Everything And Be Kind.

Everybody Prefers To See A Nut - They're More Fascinating.

Counterintuitive Action Makes A Fellow Feel Smart.

The Vast Majority Of The World Knows There's No Reason To Circumcise. Someone Should Tell The Doctors.

When I Was 15, 16, 17 Years Old, I Spent Five Hours A Day Juggling, And I Probably Spent Six Hours A Day Seriously Listening To Music. And If I Were 16 Now, I Would Put That Time Into Playing Video Games.