I've Never Done Online Dating.

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

I Guess My Music Taste Is Pretty Predictable: I Like New Indie Rock Stuff, Older Stuff.