I've Never Done Anything For The Common

Daniel Day-lewis Would Play Me As A Baby. He Can Do Anything. Johnny Depp Or Brad Pitt Are Fighting Out For Me Now. And Meryl Streep Will Play Me After The Sex Change. I Haven't Told You About That, Have I?

Telling Someone With Depression To Pull Themselves Together Is About As Useful As Telling Someone With Cancer To Just Stop Having Cancer

You Can Drive 1,000 Miles Across America And Find Yourself, Whereas If You Drive A Few Miles From Slough You're In London Anyway, Or You Hit Wales And You're In Another Country! Also, Wherever You Are In England It's Still Raining.

People Have Let Me Down In The Past. I've Loved Something, And It's Become A Disgrace. I'd Rather Start Again.

I've Never Worked Out What The Moral Of Humpty Dumpty Is. I Can Only Think Of: Don't Sit On A Wall, If You're An Egg.