I've Never Been High Or Drunk In

If You're A Man In Your Twenties Or Thirties, And You Have Yet To Make Your Fortune, I Would Urge You Not To Get Married.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

There’s An Old Adage That Says That Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Bullshit. Lack Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

When You Walk Through A Bad Neighborhood, You Don't Want A Poodle By Your Side. You Want A Rottweiler.