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So Much Of What I Say Gets Sensationalized And Journalists Have To Report On Scandal Because That's What People Are Hungry To Read About.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.

I Think Most Of Us Maintain Some Sort Of Fantasy In Our Minds That We Are Heroes, If Only Secretly, That We Could Really Be Amazing If Only Given A Chance. That We Could All Be Loved One Day. You Can Always Think Of Yourself As Being Transcendent Or Heroic. I Think We All Are.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.