I've Made Up Stuff That's Turned Out

Giving Your Book To Hollywood Is Like Turning Your Daughter Over To A Pimp.

I Haven't Got Any Fan Mail From Osama Bin Laden. I Have No Reason To Believe He Reads My Stuff I'll Never Decide For Commercial Reasons To Put Something In That Endangers Our National Security. You Just Can't Do That.

I Am A Politician Which Means I Am A Liar And A Crook. When I Am Not Kissing Babies I Am Stealing Their Lollypops.

Once You Stop Believing In Santa Claus, The Whole World Just Goes Downhill.

Life Is About Learning; When You Stop Learning, You Die.