I've Made An Ass Of Myself So

Boredom Slays More Of Existence Than War.

In America Few People Will Trust You Unless You Are Irreverent.

I Had A Quick Grasp Of The Secret To Sanity, It Had Become The Ability To Hold The Maximum Of Impossible Combinations In One's Mind.

I Met Jack Kennedy In November, 1946... We Went Out On A Double Date And It Turned Out To Be A Fair Evening For Me. I Seduced A Girl Who Would Have Been Bored By A Diamond As Big As The Ritz.

When The Time Comes, They Won't Ask What Kind Of A Jew You Are.