I've Laid My Friends Bare.

My Brain Surprises Even Me Sometimes.

You Must Accept The Reality Of Other People. You Think That Reality Is Up For Negotiation, That We Think It's Whatever You Say It Is. You Must Accept That We Are As Real As You Are; You Must Accept That You Are Not God.

I Believe Your Friends Misters Fred And George Weasley Were Responsible For Trying To Send You A Toilet Seat. No Doubt They Thought It Would Amuse You.

Perhaps You Have Been Looking In The Wrong Places.

Let My Girls Be Hermiones, Rather Than Pansy Parkinsons.