I've Had Sex, So I'm Not Wearing

It's Fun To Play Mom. Last I Knew I Was Playing A 17-year-old Who Graduated.

I'm Older And Have A Kid, I Like Success On My Own, But I Always Enjoyed All My Parts Playing The Fifth Wheel. I Mean, Just Loved It. There Was Such Freedom In It And I Still Got To Enjoy Watching Everyone Work.

Can't Hardly Wait Was A Movie Everyone Wanted. I Wanted The Lead Girl Sooo Badly, I Think It Was Lauren Ambrose. I Wanted It So Badly, I Kept Auditioning. I Didn't Get It, But I Think Everyone That Auditioned - Because Everyone Went Out For It - Got Some Screen Time In It, Like Me.

I Don't Like Slugs And Tentacles And Calamari Or Anything. Actually, Tentacles Made Me Turn Into A Vegetarian In High School. I'm Not Anymore, But In High School, We Were Dissecting Squid.

I've Had Sex, So I'm Not Wearing White.