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I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.

I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters. It Asks Me To Not Phone It In. It's Impossible To Phone It In. Every American Boy Has Spent His Childhood Pretending To Get Shot.

I Am Realizing How Old I Am 'cause I Am Meeting So Many People That Were Born In The 80s, Which Is Crazy To Me That I Was Going Through Puberty And [they Weren't] Even Alive.

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.